Kids say the funniest things. I think that particularly the three and four year old range it really hits an all time high. Jake is my oldest son and he is full of hilarious things to say......
"I wear rockstar underwear because I am a rockstar"
"I want to be a prophet when I grow up"
J- "Mommy, don't you love me?"
Me- "Of course I do sweetie."
J-"Why would you ask me to go upstairs if you love me?"
"I am going to ask Santa for a flying saucer. That's what I want for Christmas, a flying saucer"
"Mom, my butt itches"
"Abbi, I could only like girl stuff if I was a girl but I can still play the Mommy"
(About Ethan) "Mommy, he is so cute because he has a little tiny head."
I hear a rumble from Jake's direction. Me-"Jake did you tute?"
Jake-"Yes"
Me-"What do you say?"
Jake-"Ike did it"
I swear everyday something new comes out of that kid's mouth, these are only a few I can remember. He is so weird. At least he keeps me laughing.